the mavericks . You look like a discombobulated philosophical butt-flake disabled Crip-walking crawfish half-eaten autistic autobot doin' the cha-cha slide with seventeen naked mole rats in your basement, your grandmother got raped by a crouton with a Gucci belt in northern Idaho boy. TWEET. You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen. 105 lines (91 sloc) 8.64 KB. awwwwwww my middle finger likes you. Strange ran a train on your mother with all the S tier pokemon from Pokemon X and Y and when he got done he gave her a logitech keyboard to write a 10 page report of the experience on Google Documents dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, That's why you wasted 3 hours of yo life trynna learn egyptian hieroglyphics using google translator dumb ass nigga and when you found out it wasn't possible you shot up a coffe shop with a nail gun dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck, That's why you had a friend for 3 years on roblox that was a girl and when you asked her out on adopt me she reset and disconnected from the game dumb ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout that's why yo grandma is addicted to masturbating to sea weed water while she sips coffe with syrup in it nasty ass nigga, Shut up boy yo favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated chimpanzee elbow grease with pickle juice poured in it you nasty ass nigga that's why yo granddads only hobby is to beat world records on cool-math dumb ass nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga you went to the 5 guys restauraunt and got raped by 5 guys in tellitubby costumes with jigsaw pizzles stapled on they jawlines, Nigga you commited suicide because you lost an arm wrestling match to an executive chef bitch ass nigga and you was so embarrassed that you looked up left down left left right them jumped up and down and activated a cheat code that made you invisible, Nigga all the legendary pokemon gang banged yo momma cuz she had a Ultra poke-ball boy and when they found out she wasn't a pokemon trainer they evolved, Nigga your mother was inside of a bouncy house boy, and she got 360 noskoped by a water balloon because she was in the vicinity of an ultimate water fight, Nigga what your mom was selling spaghetti flavoured meatballs in the walmart parking-lot and thought she was a genius, Nigga a venus fly trap bit yo ankle and a grape grew on yo nose approximately 3 seconds afterwards nigga you don't even use a jumpshot when you play basketball nigga all you do is throw that shit to the hoop like you throwing a fast ball, Nigga ya dumb ass grandma stole a bisycle out of walmart just to go to the pay-out line boy because she couldn't afford 25 cents to use the electronic shopping carts nigga ur grandma broke as fuck she need a job at dairy queen boy go fill out her application for her cuz she handicapped nigga, Nigga ya old ass grandma tripped over a trip wire and her stank ass dentures fell out her yuck ass mouth boy and she dialed 911 and all she saw was dora the explora just searching the area with a magnifying glass tryna spot them bitches dumb ass boy, Nigga your great grandfather literally worked a nightshift job at freddy frazbear's pizzeria scared for his life boy because whenever he looked inside of the security cameras all he saw was 7 animetronics having an orgy on top of a birthday cake nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you literally have a rare disorder that makes you type faster whenever you're losing a TypeRacer match boy and whenever you get back in the lead your fingers just freeze because you surpassed your fingers physical joint limitations dumb ass boy what are you talking about, Nigga you lost your siblings to a game of freeze tag because when you tagged them you forgot to tell them to move again boy and they just stood there for 7 days straight and starved to death nigga ya family dumb as fuck boy what are you talking about, That was ass nigga your family literally hosts an anual game of connect 4 with a special rule that the first one to put a colored disc inside of the board wins nigga ya family dumb as fuck, What nigga you literally have a strange condition where yo nut sacks shribble up like dried up raisins whenever you eat a soggy french fry from McDonalds, Nigga you literally have a signiature move in competitive pac-man tournaments boy and all you do is move your joy stick up and down 4 times and your pac-man just turns into a Pac-woman boy you dumb as fuck stop talking to me, No boy you literally have a special ability to control the temperature of tap water just by making contact with yo uvula nigga you're weird as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you got hired to work with the teen titans just because you had the ultimate ability to not shed tears when you cut onions nigga and they use you to make special meals nigga your retarded as shit, Nigga what you literally grew an instant boner when you was walking around in an abandoned jungle because yo horny ass thought the branches on the trees looked like, Horrible nigga that's why you and ya long lost puppy finally reunited with eachother for the first time in 6 years because you sold yo soul to the slender man dumb ass boy what are you talking about nigga, Nigga huh you just mad because the niggas that constructed your house were idiots boy and they built a stair case in yo kitchen that went all the way through yo roof and into the clouds my nigga you dumb as shit you just mad cuz you aint got the stamina to climb that shit boy, What boy you literally don't even drink Lemon-aid anymore because you deadass thought it was gonna give you lemon flavoured aids nigga you're actually dumb as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you literally have a modded version of GTA 5 and whenever you get into arguments with citizens boy ya character just start using shadow clone jutsu without using any hand signs boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga your family got mad and disowned you because you instantly win Monopoly matches because your negotiating skills are just too great boy what are you talking about, You literally got hired by NASA because you had a special disease that allowed you to breath in space boy and 2 years later you took a DNA test and when you looked at the feedback all you seen was you being 45.89% alien nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you literally co-own ya grandfathers fungus research group nigga and all you do is go in abandoned forests and bite on tree trunk dust boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin nigga, Your mom literally had a panic attack when she went to France because she thought bonjour was a secret terrorist code nigga ya mom dumb as fuck get her out of there boy, What boy for a whole 8 years of yo life boy you thought pine cones were called porcupines dumb ass boy what are you talkin about nigga your favorite animetronic in Five Nights At Freddy's is the purple guy because you thought he had the same mindset as you dumb ass nigga shut up boy, Nigga Drake literally hired you as the editor in his Hotline Bling music video boy because he thought your edits on VanossGamings deathrun videos were exquisit nigga fuck up talking to me you're retarded nigga, Nigga your fat ass grandma literally made a wish to the holy grail from fate/zero boy and her one and only wish was to summon a forbidden floppy sea spider nigga and when she seen that shit her heart rate jumped to 0 and she died boy you're ugly as shit stop talking to me, Nigga that's why yo laptops internal webcam drivers are corrupted and have viruses in them nigga and whenever you turn on yo camera in discord calls all you see is a McDonalds McGriddle wrapper with staples in it nigga you ugly as fuck, That was terrible nigga ya rich ass parents have a robot that automatically ties your shoes and that shit malfunctioned and went inside yo foot and tied yo bones together dumb ass nigga, Terrible boy yo dumb ass spent 300$ for a tattoo of an internet symbol on yo forehead and cursed that tattoo with a magic curse and you thought you was gon have cellular data on yo forehead like shit boy you dumb as fuck, That was ass nigga you literally went to McDonalds just to steal all the ketchup packets from behind the counter because ya mom got a strange addiction to the scent of ketch-up nigga ya mom weird as fuck stop talkin to me boy, That was ass boy you broke your mouse to your keyboard so you went into an abandoned forest and found a mice and took it home and killed it and froze it in a freezer and used it as a mouse to your PC and it had 800 DPI nigga you weird as fuck stop talking to me nigga, That was terrible my nigga your mom is the most known Los Vegas drug dealer in the city because she laces her weed with sea salt my nigga you dumb as fuck, Terrible nigga your father was notorious back in 2004 because he was in the Guinesse world record for having the strongest pinkie finger my nigga he strong as shit, Now I'm finna bake yo ass boy you came out the womb with pure white hair boy because your mom dated a nigga with a strange adiction to mayonasse and he used to put that shit in her coochie and leave it in there for 3 days while she was pregnant with you nasty ass boy you stupid as shit, Terrible nigga you literally wrote a 10 paragraph essay to a tech support scammer just so he wouldn't expose your information to a doxxing website boy you ugly as fuck, Ass boy you literally have the worlds slowest internet nigga you tried to download GTA 5 overnight and you slept for 9 hours and when you woke up the download progress was only 0.2% completed nigga i dont wanna hear any of that shit, What boy your mom is an olympic dare devil boy she unbuckled her seat belt on a roller coaster and did a cart wheel onto the tracks and tripped and fell right next to a concession stand and the first thing she did when she got up was order a bun-less hotdog boy ya mom dumb as fuck boy stop talking to me, Nigga your mom is an invasive cardiologist boy and when she was working on her patient she spit on his heart and stitched his chest back together and he woke up with a saliva fetish dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, That was ass your mom is notorious in south sudan for voice acting Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb boy you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you got a bar code on the back of yo neck you dumb ass nigga and the cashiers in walmart be scanning that shit and charging 25$ for them to slap the back of yo neck like shit boy, Boy you probably spinning on yo head right now on yo carpet while juggling 3 cheeto crumbs on yo finger tips like shit boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga you was hitting the duggy for 10 minutes and you legs dont even hurt yet you're immortal nigga, Nigga you seen your mom for the first time in two months and all you did was show her a video of an empty cereal box for 5 minutes and she looked at you and smiled dumb ass boy, You just mad because you sleep with your friend on a air mattress in his laundry room you fat ass boy stop talking to me nigga, Nigga you and your two best friends used your moms underwear as sling shot to shoot crab apples at Shaquille O'Neals Truck nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga your mom told you to purposely get your shoe sucked into an elevator so you could sue the mall boy ya mom deevious as shit boy, What boy ya foreskin strong as shit boy you survived world war 2 back in 1987 by stretching yo foreskin around yo entire body cuz it was bullet proof dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck, Mhm your sister is known in East Alaska because she ended the Cold War with a hot air blow dryer she just turned that bitch on and aimed it at every soldier and they just turned civilized nigga you weird as fuck, Nigga you just mad cuz yo mother gave birth to you in a haunted house in six flags boy and she got scared and screamed so loud that you sling shotted out her coochie like shit fat ass boy, Nigga you got an erection inside of the hyperbolic time chamber and yo meat evolved into a screw driver and you cried and yo tears went through yo body like a bullet because the gravity was too strong dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, You just mad because yo retarded ass grandma put yo sharingan eye contacts in the toaster because she thought it was gon improve the quality of the lenses dumb ass nigga, Nigga your mom literally went to the zoo just to see what armadillo dick smelled like ya mom weird as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you just mad because yo weird ass father is the only nigga in the world to have an addiction to tricking underaged girls to lick his birth mark dumb ass nigga your father is a rapist nigga you dumb as fuck, Mhm your best friend Jacob stapled a ceiling fan on his neck so he wouldn't sweat during gaming that fat ass jaw breaker body built ass nigga is yo friend and your identical to him you ugly dumb ass nigga, You just mad cuz yo momma got tag teamed by Fanboy and Chumchum in a WWE championships match and they used the famous Double crucifix powerbomb combo on yo grandma in the audience dumb ass boy, Nigga you just mad because you had to put a gucci belt around yo socks because yo feet was small asf and couldn't fit the sock small foot ass boy, That was horrible nigga you you can't even jump rope properly because you have no hand-eye coordination nigga you dumb as fuck, Terrible nigga you hired Ash ketchum to make Pikachu use thunder bolt on yo knee caps to make you run faster dumb ass boy you ugly as shit, Nigga ya retarded ass grandma used a needle and yarn to try and make you a MCM Back pack out of Beluga whale skin dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, Mhm was that before or after your grandma went trick or treating and she got tricked dumb ass boy what are you talking about nigga, Nigga you literally have LED lights around yo mirror in yo room and you use that shit as a Ring Light whenever you record videos for youtube you bum ass broke ass poor ass bitch, Nigga you're a competitive bop-it player whenever the bop-it says "I'm going to sleep!" 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To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. dinner tables nigga you dumb as fuck stop talking, Shut up nigga that's why you're best friends with Jimmidy Cricket because you made strange noises with him late at night, Nigga you was on rediculousness because you did a back flip off of a swing set and yo neck landed on a porcupine and that shit scratched yo Thyroid then you threw up seasoned salt cuz you ate steak in the morning, Nigga you went to jacob sartoriouses concert just to steal his water bottle and use that shit when you get in the shower and you thought you was gon get tik tok famous, Nigga you paid approximately 125,224 dollars just to install cameras in yo eyes so you could take pictures of notes so you could cheat on tests and you still failed every class because the quality of the images were too low to read, Nigga all yo class mates call you and your best friend carl the king of the cafeteria because yall be eating yall lunches in approximately 2 bites boy, Shut up nigga your closet is an actual machine that turns niggas gay fuck is you talkin bout they walk in that bitch and walk out and then they dick turn into a vagina dumb ass nigga that's why yo ceiling made out of copy paper and that shit don't even last 2 days and yo parents pay 200 a month to get that shit fixed dumb ass boy, Nigga you was in yo front yard and a lady bug flew in yo left ear lobe and then out yo nose then in yo belly button then out yo ball sack and you turned into a Jaguar dumb ass nigga, That's why yo dumb ass thought FPS stood for Future Pussy Stickers and yo dumb ass typed that exact phrase into the amazon website search bar and it redirected you to a porn website bitch ass nigga, Nigga you ordered a HyperX gaming headset from amazon and 2 weeks later you got a package on yo doorstep and you opened it up and the only thing you seen inside of it was a box of lunchables dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you tried to do a back flip for the first time off of yo sisters trampoline and you got so scared that yo life flashed before yo eyes and you landed on yo hairline and fell into sleep paralysis dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck and yo sleep paralysis demon is a microwave dumb ass fat ass bitch cuz all you think about is food fat ass boy, That was ass nigga ya great grandfather got killed in the Vietnam war because a enemy soldier 360 noscoped him and he gained 13,000 experience points and he got ranked to a grand master dumb ass nigga that's why yo jaw locks whenever you listen to the english variation of Descapito 2 with one ear bud in dumb ass nigga stop talking to me boy, Nigga that was ass boy that's why yo iPhone self destructs whenever you forget yo apple id password dumb ass boy fuck is wrong with you nigga that's why Wubbzy from Wow Wow Wubbzy tought you how to hoola hoop with a spatula while balancing on a basketball while being naked in a jzcuzzi dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Nigga yo dumb ass had a science test and you studied algebra all night on accident and you failed the test dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga that's why stewie griffin gave you a hand job in the back of the magic schoolbus dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me boy, That was ass nigga you was taking a quiz in geometry class and you answered all the questions in egyptian hieroglyphics and you got expelled from school because the hieroglyphics on question 3 translated to the N word dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck, Shut yo bitch ass up nigga you tried to pack-a-punch a 10 dollar bill and you thought it was gonna turn into a 100 dollar bill you poor ass nigga you tried to put a fruit roll-up in a vending machine and another fruit rollup came out you dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Uhuh nigga and you was robbing niggas houses in Florida tip toeinng to they bathroom because you had to pee and yo dumbasss flushed the toilet dumb ass boy, That was ass boy ya mother be making you sit in the corner with a water bucket on each hand whenever you get into an altercation in school over hot-wheels dumb ass boy that's why I caught yo retarded ass grandfather try-harding on a bop-it trying to show off infront of cancer patients in New-Zealand dumb ass boy, That was ass boy you tried to fight Henry Danger why he was filming his next episode in Hollywood and he sued you for assault dumb ass boy that's why you lost a staring competition to a blind man dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, That was ass boy ya father invited me to a scribblio match at 6:30 in the morning and he sent uber-eats to my house and all I saw was 3 jolly ranchers sitting on my porch with a pokemon action figure holding them dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Shut up nigga you drunk kool-aid for the first time and 3 pimples grew on yo forehead boy and yo mother took you to the doctor and turns out you have a water allergy.. dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga your a evil mad genius nigga your bathroom controls the weather boy, whenever you turn on yo fossil it starts raining and whenever you flush yo toilet it starts storming dumb ass nigga you evil as fuck, Uhuh nigga that's why yo jaw weak as fuck boy, whenever you eat jolly ranchers yo jaw locks dumb ass boy and you start crying cause of the pain then yo momma bitch slapped you cuz you was bein a bitch about it you bum ass nigga, You smell like chimpanzee knuckle juice with banana peppers dumb ass boy and ya mother got ran over and defeated by an angry lady bug.. dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, That was ass nigga you joined the Teen Titans team and they tested yo intellectual intelligence boy, and yo dumb ass got defeated by a calculator that only had add and subtract on it nigga you dumb as fuck, Ya mother has allergic reactions to venus fly trap bites boy, and whenever she try to walk up stairs time goes slower nigga you dumb as fuck, Nigga first time you tried to have a lucid dream you fell into sleep paralysis boy, and yo sleep paralysis demon was a stapler nigga you dumb as fuck, You proposed to yo girl friend on poptropica and she left the game nigga you dumb as fuck, Nigga your indian tech support scammer tracked yo IP boy, because he heard you take a piss using a satellite radio nigga you dumb as shit, Nigga bounty hunder D was struggling to capture you boy, because you was born in the hidden leaf village and you knew the shadow clone jutsu nigga you stupid as fuck, That was ass nigga that's why a 23 year old man reported you in roblox dungeon quest boy, because you was using synapse to automatically complete dungeons nigga you dumb as fuck, Nope nigga you beat someone in a 1v1 on fortnite and he sent you a ip logger and you clicked on it with a VPN that redirected your location to your neighbors house and next thing you know your neighbors house blew up boy ever since then you called yourself a murderer nigga u dumb as fuck, Nigga you can't even use the dark theme on youtube boy, because yo black ass fingers camouflauge with the screen nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you poured gasoline on skeleton and lit it on fire boy, and you thought you recreated the ghost rider nigga you dumb as fuck, Nigga you had a 50 person orgy with 49 random people that you found on roblox Adopt Me nigga you weird as fuck, That's why yo teacher stopped you from finishing yo pop quiz cuz you was answering all the questions in Egyptian hieroglyphics, And that's why yo bus driver banned you from riding the bus for a whole month because you tossed a used condom at his left shoulder blade nigga, Nigga yo pet squirrel grew wings and full grown human legs and started walking inside yo kitchen and opened up the microwave and put a mexican burrito inside and 3 seconds later the PS3 homescreen music started playing out yo Bluetooth Stereo CD Boombox Radio player bitch ass nigga and thats why yo step moms GPS got hacked by the creators of Synapse X and they redirected her destination to the Bakini Bottom and she drove off a cliff and fell into the Atlantic Ocean and all you seen was 36 Mermaids playing tic tac toe on an abandoned island bitch ass nigga and that's why yo step mom got a strange house bitch ass nigga her house has no roof or no wals on that shit all you got is floors bitch ass nigga, you have no furnature in yo house because your mother is a very experienced space conservationist bitch ass nigga and that's why whenever you eat hotfries at exactly 6:32 AM yo front door teleports into yo moms room and explodes and the only thing that comes out of the door is dried up ketchup and sewage water bitch ass nigga you ugly as shit nigga that's why yo mom was throwing it back for the assistant principle of the local Elementary School and he accidentally started moaning over the schools intercom and all the little kids thought someone was having a seizure bitch ass nigga, that's why yo step mom is a professional colorbook colorer dumb ass nigga she has exactly 664,599 copies of the hello kitty coloring book and spends 21 hours a day completing them bitch ass nigga im finna flame the fuck out of you boy that's why yo laptop charger mounfunctions whenever you play roblox jail break because you accidentally installed a driver on yo laptop that was custom made by microsoft to spy on all of yo Bookmark history bitch ass nigga that's why the ice king from adventure time anal raped yo step mom because he wanted to disect her internal red blood cells bitch ass nigga and that's why you read the future in 60 years and all you seen was the world being destroyed bitch ass nigga and little did you know the world was being destroyed by DR. EggMan and little did you know my nigga that was yo step-cousin bitch ass nigga you ugly as shit, and that's why yo dumb ass thought you was a air bender because you sneezed and it had the force of a Kamehameha bitch ass nigga thats why yo discord account got terminated because you accidentally sent a grabbify link to Snoop Dogg's weed dealer bitch ass nigga what are you saying nigga that's why you looked in yo peripheral vision and all you seen was that nigga Itachi Uchiha putting you in an Infinite Tsukyomi Genjutsu and while you were in the Genjutsu that nigga Sonic The Hedgehog and Knuckles hanged banged yo mom on top of an iron board in yo living room with pink L.E.D.

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